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Woody Allen (More Info) (Born in 1935) |
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"I don't believe in afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear." |
Source: Getting Even |
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." |
Source: Quoted in "Woody Allen and his Comedy" by Edward Lax |
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." |
Source: Annie Hall, 1977 |
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." |
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"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." |
Source: Love and Death, 1975 |
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." |
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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." |
Source: New Yorker, 'My Philosophy' |
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"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." |
Source: Stardust Memories, 1980 |
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." |
Source: Without Feathers, 1976 |
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Arnald Amalric (More Info) (1150-1225) |
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"Kill them all, God will recognize his own." |
Source: During the Albigensian Crusade |
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